7 Funny Amazon Customer Reviews

Photo of a horse maskAmazon customer reviews offer objective opinions on the good (and bad) features of books and products.

But did you know that some Amazon “reviews” are nothing but joke comments?

Here is a library of Amazon products with some hilarious reviews.  


Rated for being “helpful” by other customers, these Amazon product “customer reviews” are actually a comedy writing contest!

Amazon stars rating of a customer review

For these items, “helpful” means “funny.” If you have an Amazon account, you can vote for your favorites or add your own!  Just click on the images below and make sure to sort reviews by the number of “helpful” stars.  

P.S.  Don’t forget to check out the customer images!

Photo of Tuscan Whole Milk from Amazon linked to hilarious commentsTuscan Whole Milk

Photo of the Three Wolf Moon Tee Shirt a funny Amazon customer review classicThree Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Photo of the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

Photo of a horse maskAccoutrements Horse Head Mask

Photo of Uranium Ore

 Uranium Ore

Photo of a can of unicorn meatCanned Unicorn Meat

Photo of a Gigantic Swiss Army Knife

Giant Swiss Army Knife


Do you have a favorite funny Amazon customer joke review?  Let us know!

News Flash! Read these reviewer comments on BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)and tell me this is not the funniest material you have read today

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Author: AstroGremlin

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30 thoughts on “7 Funny Amazon Customer Reviews”

  1. Great post, funny reviews.
    I rely on Amazon reviews before buying, even if I don’t buy it on Amazon. I am a long term Amazon customer and find many reviews-very interesting. I was an Amazon Associate until they dumped all of us from Arkansas-but that is another story.
    Thanks for the great post, humor is fantastic.

  2. I’m not saying no to a good joke, and those are hilarious, but why are those products there? Why is the comedy contest held and what are the prizes? Can anyone enter? Lots of questions, i know :))

    1. Stan, you ask excellent questions. Why these products are there? Some of them are real. I actually ordered the T-shirt. The milk? No idea! The comedy contest is informal, without any tangible prize, and judged by the number of people marking the comment as “helpful.” Anyone with an Amazon account can “vote” and enter, but to get the top ranking on some of these could take years — they are cult classics that have been around long enough for some comments to get hundreds of “votes.”
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  3. I really like some stuff that is posted on amazon because some of them really are funny like all these above. Some people make very funny comments so this really is funny to read. I hope you post more funny products with funny comments in the next article. Thanks!
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  4. I guess I only read reviews if I’m checking out a product and haven’t actually purchased much other than books and some gadgets. I don’t know where I’ve been but I didn’t find them to be humorous at all. Actually, they were very helpful with my decision on whether or not I should purchase that particular product.

    I guess some of these products need a little humor. I can see why they would need it that’s for sure.
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    1. Adrienne, I seriously enjoy Amazon, not just because I’m an affiliate, but because it offers serious product reviews that I rely on to make a decision about a purchase. Can’t tell you how many times another customer has steered me to a good choice. So it’s fun to see Amazon lets us have fun once in awhile.
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        1. Hey, Satrap thanks for stopping by. One of the things that got me into blogging was writing product reviews on Amazon. I realized that users were finding my reviews helpful and that my own blog could do the same thing. I don’t review products I don’t really believe in and am a long-term, satisfied Amazon customer. I think it’s great that they keep up these nutty “reviews.”
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