7 Odd Amazon Products

photo of a squirrel maskThere are some weird and funny looking products at Amazon.

Shop early for Halloween or just peruse these odd looking items. Some of the customer photos are disturbingly weird, too

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Unicorn Mask

Relive the olden days when unicorns roamed in abundance before they were hunted to extinction for their tasty unicorn meat. Be sure to  click the photo to check out the disturbing Amazon customer images for this one.

Lunch Lady Action Figure

According to customer reviews, this action figure is the spitting image of the lunch lady played by Chris Farley the Saturday Night Live sketch.  Since there’s only one Lunch Lady action figure, it’s pretty easy to collect them all.


Inflatable Turkey

Customer enthusiasm runs high for this item.  When you need a turkey fast, this is the answer.  Top Raman for Thanksgiving?  Be thankful your Thanksgiving table can still look the part with this delicious-looking bird.  Be especially thankful this item hasn’t gone the way of inflatable toast (see below).  Clean up is a snap.


Squirrel Mask

Shown here with a farmer get-up.  Do you feel a human-sized squirrel would wear overalls or go for more formal attire?  Tough call and that call can be yours.


Have you seen the little piggies in their starched white shirts? 

A greedy pig?  Right on the money for the 1% or someone who just wants to look the part.


The Town Nun Mask

Odd looking enough for you?  Ben Afleck fans will recall this look from the movie The Town.

Customers and the description claim it’s “extremely comfortable to wear.”  Glad somebody’s comfortable!


Inflatable Toast

When you needed toast in a hurry, inflatable toast was the answer.  Sadly, Amazon doesn’t know when or if inflatable toast will be back in stock.


So there you have them, 7 strange, weird looking Amazon products.

What is your favorite odd Amazon product?

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18 Responses to 7 Odd Amazon Products

  1. Male Escorts says:

    Funny but effective article. I loved the unicorn mask. Want to wear it in my best friends birthday. I am sure he’ll be in shock to see me wearing this..:P

  2. Alex says:

    Hi AstroGremlin! Nice article. From all these products I would only buy the inflatable turkey, I could do some really nice pranks with it 😀

  3. Inflatable toast best invention ever however it’s a shame they don’t have it in stock i’d love to fool my brother with it (mischievous look)

  4. George says:

    Among the list of funny and odd products, I find the nun mask as really cool! At first glance, I never thought it’s just a mask. The color and texture of it look as real skin of an old nun. Pretty cool item to prank others!
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  5. David says:

    Hilarious, and yes – very weird. Thank you for sharing this, it was worth a good chuckle.
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  6. Ana from install wordpress says:

    Don’t mean to be a party pooper, but putting this into prospective: the amount of money spent on any one of these products can buy a child out of slavery.
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  7. Michael Belk says:

    These masks are strange looking. I can not why someone would wear these mask, but it is Halloween. I guess you could have worse.
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  8. Morgan says:

    Those are WEIRD! Did they have any reviews?

    The unicorn mask cracks me up. I bet some little girls would love to be a unicorn….although it is kinda scary lookin’.
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  9. What the heck!!! Inflatable turkey and toast?! The nun mask def reminded me of The Town. So scary. Amazon is pretty cool but I had no idea about these weird products. Something for everyone I guess 🙂

  10. Christopher from THis That and The MBA says:

    Hahahaha I love it. These are great. I particularly love the toast.

  11. Jeremy says:

    lol, inflatable turkey and inflatable toast? Too funny. Who comes up with these products? And better yet, who actually spends money on them? As much as I think about it, I just can’t think of a practical use for the inflatable toast. Bath toy for a fat baby?

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