24 responses

  1. Rose Webster
    04/02/2013

    Oh, I also like:
    May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!
    But my version (for female superheroes) is:
    May you always have a spare thong, a good work ethic, and enough guts to take down the cyber cons.

    Reply

  2. Sue Neal
    03/09/2013

    Great fun – I think my favourite’s the one about misfortune never catching you up.

    Not sure about the bartender who can’t add up – that wouldn’t necessarily fall in your favour!

    Sue
    Sue Neal recently posted..8 Blogging Tips From Some PenguinsMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  3. Rose Webster
    03/09/2013

    Oh Astro G, I especially like “May the bartender have failed arithmetic.” Did you know that those in eastern Canada celebrate St. Patrick’s Day on Sunday and Monday? Check out: http://www.squidoo.com/handbags-shoes-for-st-patricks-day

    Reply

  4. Matt Harvath
    11/04/2012

    Being half Irish, I enjoyed this post. Well done. There is nothing like an Irish Toast and no one like a Drunken Irishman
    Matt Harvath recently posted..Egyptian Man Cuts off His Penis; A Dog Eats ItMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  5. Emma Peterson
    06/23/2012

    I haven’t seen much of Irish costume before without the green long hat in football matches and I like that bur these new stuffs are also cool to see. Thanks for inform about few funny but fantastic outlook :)!
    Emma Peterson recently posted..National Learning Disabilities Week this week – HCD in SheffieldMy Profile

    Reply

  6. Sunil Prajapat
    04/16/2012

    “May your potatoes grow big, your children grow fat, your bar tab grow long, and your shamrocks grow flat”. that’s really hilarious. i really enjoyed reading your post with amazing detailing with so much comic stories involved.
    Sunil Prajapat recently posted..Best 5 Easy Recommended Tips for Creating Quality ContentMy Profile

    Reply

  7. Jessie
    04/08/2012

    I love these quotes, I think that I will need to use them when I get together with friends for a few drinks!
    Jessie recently posted..Need A New Car? A Car Loan Could Be The AnswerMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  8. Noah from Xbox 720
    03/28/2012

    I loved all of them, I especially liked this one: May the roof above you never fall in,
    And those gathered beneath it never fall out. It’s so true!

    Reply

  9. Tony Payne
    03/28/2012

    There is nothing quite like an Irish Toast is there. The Irish certainly have the gift of the gab.
    Tony Payne recently posted..Yorkshire JokesMy Profile

    Reply

  10. rai
    03/27/2012

    Cool list. It made me remember how we celebrated St. Patrick’s Day this year. And by the way, I so love the line “May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, and never catch up.” That’s really my wish, to be lucky all my lifetime.

    Reply

  11. Justin Germino
    03/27/2012

    Why 95 and shot by a Jealous spouse, such an odd specific age. Very funny some of these.
    Justin Germino recently posted..Living in a Future without DVD DrivesMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  12. canciones
    03/20/2012

    I hope that u have enjoyed the st patricks day, in spain we have had more than a couple of toast. Great article, I will use it for the next St Patricks day. 😉
    canciones recently posted..LA GALLINA TURULECA.My Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  13. Stephen Peters
    03/19/2012

    Hi Astro,

    Those are a riot. I like “May your house be exactly the right size to hold all your friends, but in comfortable positions”. That seems to fit me in this station in life. … We just moved into a home 1/4 the size of our previous home. It is all good with our friends comfortable and pleasant views of the surrounding country side.

    My Best,
    Stephen
    Stephen Peters recently posted..Promoting Your Blog …. The Secret PictureMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  14. Ma.Dharess
    03/18/2012

    Happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone! Anyway, this is a good idea to joke at that day but make sure it a good joke and not a bad one…
    Ma.Dharess recently posted..On Line 3d Tv Samsung Vs Sony ReviewMy Profile

    Reply

  15. Pete
    03/16/2012

    Great one… I love it! I’m heading to a St Patty’s and Irish Festival this weekend woo hoo… Corned beef, cabbage, beer – what more can we ask for? I will especially look forward to the Irish toasts this weekend.
    Pete recently posted..learn more about buildingMy Profile

    Reply

  16. Beth
    03/15/2012

    Love it! Being half Irish I have a special affinity for St Patricks day, here’s one I always remember from my Grandfather

    Saint Patrick was a gentleman
    Who through strategy and stealth
    Drove all the snakes from Ireland

    Here’s a toasting to his health
    But not too many toastings
    Lest you lose yourself and then
    Forget the good Saint Patrick
    And see all those snakes again

    ‘Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!’
    Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
    Beth recently posted..How To Mend a Broken RelationshipMy Profile

    Reply

    • Astro Gremlin
      03/15/2012

      Awesome, Beth! I hadn’t heard this one and what a terrific twist on the snakes possibly returning.
      Astro Gremlin recently posted..How to Build a CampfireMy Profile

      Reply

  17. Astro Gremlin
    03/14/2012

    Thank you Jeremy, Samantha, Michael, Lanaya, Nicholle, and Morgan! I’m a bad blogger for not responding individually! But unless I’m mistaken I’ve visited every one of your great sites and left a comment of my own. Love you guys for your encouragement and kind words, 🙂
    Astro Gremlin recently posted..Blogs News Reviews Writer Wins Blog Engage Gold MembershipMy Profile

    Reply

  18. Morgan
    03/14/2012

    Haha, these are great! We’re going out on St. Patty’s Day so we’re definitely going to have to use some of these! 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
    Twitter:

    Reply

  19. Nicholle Olores
    03/13/2012

    What a funny stuff St. Patricks Day, you make me laugh at this. Anyway, I saw this kind of stuff somewhere but I couldn’t remember. By the way, thanks a lot!
    Nicholle Olores recently posted..Timber Joinery Showroom At Allkind Joinery And Glass Nearly CompleteMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  20. Lanaya
    03/13/2012

    Really cool stuff… You really had a very creative preparation for next weeks event.. Good Luck for it! 🙂

    Reply

  21. Michael Belk
    03/12/2012

    Astro, I do not know much about The Irish holiday, but I use to party on the day. I never heard of these rituals.
    Michael Belk recently posted..The urban legend of Mr. Disgruntled and The company manMy Profile
    Twitter:

    Reply

  22. Samantha
    03/12/2012

    I think it really funny kind of funny stuff joining in St.Patrick’s Day is really fun..Thanks for sharing this to us..
    Samantha recently posted..Spa RepairsMy Profile

    Reply

  23. Jeremy
    03/10/2012

    Funny stuff. Well it’s still a week before St. Patrick’s Day, but I think these toasts are good excuse to have some beers tonight. I am part Irish after all.
    Twitter:

    Reply

Leave a Reply

You must be to post a comment.

Back to top
mobile desktop