Lesser Known Follies in History

photo of the original check used to pay for Alaska, worth $7.2 million

Throughout history, people have dubbed brilliant inventions and land purchases as”follies”

We have all heard of “Fulton’s Folly,” the famous steamship, and “Seward’s Folly,” the $7.2 million purchase of Alaska from Russia. 

Of course, we now chuckle at the ignorance of critics who failed to comprehend the genius behind these “follies.”  Many lament that Sarah Palin ultimately came with the deal, but Seward had no way of knowing that.

But what of other, lesser known “follies” in history?

Here we present an incomplete compendium.

Seward’s Second Folly:  After the purchase of Alaska, known as Seward’s Folly, Sammy Seward, a cousin of William H. Seward, tried to buy China.  Although the price was relatively inexpensive in today’s dollars, China was much more expensive than Alaska, and, it turned out, was not owned by Russia.  Sammy did not give up on matching his cousin and later tried to buy France.

Clemson’s Folly:  Invented in 1827 by eccentric inventor Fiduciarious “Clem” Clemson, a merry-go-round to relax horses was devised to twirl large beasts around while playing cheerful music.  Unfortunately, during testing, Clemson was crushed by a Clydesdale.

Klimperson’s folly:  Klimper Klimperson, an eccentric gold miner, wished to walk to Japan from Sacramento, California.  He began a tunnel to Japan from his back yard but ran out of funds long before the tunnel reached the edge of his property.  Later, the tunnel would become a celebrated wine cellar and yodeling den.

Fulmer’s Folly:  Inspired by Fulton’s Folly, Chance Photo of a replica of Fulton's steamship aka Fulton's folly“Charles” Fulmer looked around his kitchen to find a propellant similar to steam.  Fulmer invented the “toaster smoke engine” which used thousands of toasters to generate hot smoke.  Unfortunately for Fulmer, the famous “copper rise” of 1928 raised the price of extension cords, and also several serviceable alternatives to steam engines had been invented by then.


Author: AstroGremlin

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10 thoughts on “Lesser Known Follies in History”

  1. It took a lot of guts 140 years ago to buy such a seemingly worthless piece of frozen real estate (Alaska)… A few months ago, there were news stories floating around talking about Russia wanting to buy Alaska back! …and that U.S. was actually interested in a sale that would bring a few trillion dollars into the economy… there’s actually a famous song in Russia called “We Got Alaska Back!” Alaska is a “keeper” in my opinion. Natural resources are going to be hard to come by some 50 to 100 years from now.
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  2. Some of these are damn funny! I can see Klimperson digging through his backyard to achieve his big dream. Well, at least the guy was motivated.

  3. ha ha.. I had a great fun in reading this.. Walking to China! ha ha.. this one was really great. I tried searching for more on Google there isn’t much of info available. I would love to know when it was, and how did the thought came to him mind, and what was the length of tunnel he actually worked on before drying his funds!

  4. Buy China? Damn, just the thought of buying a hole country, especially as large as China really blows my mind.

    I think Russia did a huge mistake when they sold Alaska, I would loved to see a country on three continents.

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