Super funny superhero humor has reached new heights!
If you like superhero jokes you are going to love this super funny link to NPR.
The premise: After a sleepover, Superman texts Wonder Woman throughout the next day.
Superman is smitten. Wonder Woman is not.
The resulting series of super funny text messages by GLEN WELDON is a scream!
Here is a sample. (BigRedESS is Superman and 1derWymyn is Wonder Woman)
“BigRedESS (5:33 a.m.): watchin u sleep now 😉
BigRedESS (5:34 a.m.): ur pretty 🙂
BigRedESS (5:45 a.m.): lookin at ur lungs. They r clean haha
BigRedESS (5:46 a.m.): man ur heart is big lol
BigRedESS (5:47 a.m.): i mean like large anatomically haha tho u r really generous too i bet
BigRedESS (5:50 a.m.): wow you got out of bed fast
BigRedESS (5:51 a.m.): mouthwash is in the medicine cabinet top left
1derWymyn (5:52 a.m.): DUDE. WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME? I AM RIGHT HERE.”
The super funny superhero text messagin goes on from there.