Neat kitchen gadgets spend most of their time in a drawer. Here is a collection of high-end cooking gadgets beautiful enough for an art museum.
This kitchen gadget, the Alessi apostrophe avoids citrus catastrophe. Clawing your way into oranges is so last century. If you enjoy peeling oranges and getting all the citrusy goodness up under your thumbnail, this beautiful gadget may not be your thing.
Alessi Apostrophe Orange Peeler
Only 2.2 inches tall, one inch wide, and 10 ounces of matte finish stainless steel. Honey, this is for you. Simple and timeless, this Alessi honey jar and serving wand please the eye the way honey pleases the palatte. Simply pass the wand over biscuits, fruit or tea to taste the magic.
A truly space age kitchen gadget, the Alessi citrus juicer comes in two sizes, and comes with a citrus bonus (hint: it’s a punctuation mark).
Main Squeeze? When it comes to citrus juicing, the Alessi My Squeeze is beautiful enough to be your new main squeeze. Five inches by two and a quarter inches and made of sculpted stainless steel, the My Squeeze should last for centuries under ordinary conditions.
- Dimensions: 5″L x 2.25″W
- Mirro polich stainless steel
- For all citrus fruits
Let’s recap these gorgeous kitchen gadgets, experience a little sticker shock, keeping in mind that Italian works of art aren’t cheap.
Bonus Kitchen Gadget: Microwave Egg Cooker
Soft, medium or, if you like your eggs like your detective novels, hardboiled. This device cooks them fast and rarely blows up. Nordic Ware also makes a microwave popcorn popper that uses no oil and regular popping corn. Plus it’s not very expensive.
Looking for a low-end, thrifty, non-artsy version of the Alessi Apostrophe kitchen gadget? (So cheap it’s probably not gift appropriate) Fox Run Orange Peeler, Set Of 2
Looking for some joke Amazon reviews?
Check out what the customers have to say about these two weird books.
From the author, “In order to estimate the latent demand for wood toilet seats across the regions and cites of Greater China, I used a multi-stage approach.”
When I hear the terms “multi-stage approach” and “wood toilet seats” in the same sentence, my interest is piqued.
But it gets better.
“In particular, there is an assumption governing the shape and type of aggregate latent demand functions.”
When it comes to wood toilet seats “aggregate latent demand functions” sounds pretty serious. And it is!
I you live in China, you may not have realized the magnitude of your latent demand or the likelihood that YOU may soon get a Wooden Toilet Seat!
The reviews of this book are lighthearted and funny.
Click the graphic, check out the reviews, get the book, and keep it in your bathroom for those days when you need a little extra time.
Then, just when you thought you had every book you needed, along comes this blockbuster. A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
Savor the hilarious reviews and then enjoy your own copy of A Million Random Digits. Read just one a day and that will keep you occupied for 2,737 years!
Bonus: Includes 100,000 Normal Deviates. If you’re a normal deviate, see if your name appears!
Looking for odd Amazon products with weird photos?
Or just some funny photos?
Amazon is like a store. A store with jokesters and comedians roaming the aisles!
These Amazonian comedians make absurd, whacky, and sometimes very funny remarks about ridiculous products.
The comments (and customer images) for these 5 strange Amazon items are especially creative. Click the photos to read the funny remarks. Then rate the funniest as “helpful.” (wink, wink)
Read the top negative comment for this actual UFO detector. Is it a concerned human or a tricky UFO jockey trying to fool us? Funny stuff!
And here’s a bonus UFO-01 Detector which includes several complaints and an alien phishing scam. Awesome!
Check out the funny customer images for this item. Main image is a rabbit carcass (!) but other images are cute. Comments are a howl. Fresh Whole Rabbit
The customer comments for this product will have you writhing with laughter. The image is a bit graphic so click with discretion and prepare for some grown-up sophomoric humor. 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form
One reviewer had amazing results with tomatoes grown in Roswell UFO Crash Site Soil Sample. Some question whether the soil is from a UFO crash site or Kentucky, like there’s a difference (wink, wink).
The comments on this item — 1,500 ladybugs — aren’t funny but they are charming. Gardeners rejoice at the arrival of their beneficial insect buddies, hungry for aphids and other garden pests.
Here we have the The Daddle, a saddle for Dad. Reviews include a bizarre collection of customer experiences using the daddle on dads, husbands, wives and large dogs.
We learn the Daddle is Western style, making it unsuitable for traditional English father riding, which includes father jumping, father fox hunting, and father polo.
Happy Father’s Day, dad, and giddyap!
Yodeling Pickle customers say it’s better than some pop stars, is cheaper than an iPod and the best electronic yodeling pickle money can buy.
So there you have it. 7 more strange Amazon products and funny reviews. Consider leaving a vote of “helpful” if you get a kick out of these nutty Amazonian comedians!
Bonus: Just discovered. Read the crazy reviews of 1,000 Round Wafers (1000 Pack)
Additional bonus items. Read these comments and howl with confusion!
UPDATE FLASH! You have GOT to read the funny comment, “The Greatest Toy In The World” for this product!