7 More Strange Amazon Products with Funny Comments

photo of a ladybug for Amazon strange productsAmazon is like a store.  A store with jokesters and comedians roaming the aisles!

These Amazonian comedians make absurd, whacky, and sometimes very funny remarks about ridiculous products.  

The comments (and customer images) for these 5 strange Amazon items are especially creative.  Click the photos to read the funny remarks.  Then rate the funniest as “helpful.”  (wink, wink)

Read the top negative comment for this actual UFO detector.  Is it a concerned human or a tricky UFO jockey trying to fool us?  Funny stuff!

And here’s a bonus UFO-01 Detector which includes several complaints and an alien phishing scam.  Awesome!

Check out the funny customer images for this item.  Main image is a rabbit carcass (!) but other images are cute.  Comments are a howl.  Fresh Whole Rabbit

The customer comments for this product will have you writhing with laughter.  The image is a bit graphic so click with discretion and prepare for some grown-up sophomoric humor.  3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form

 

One reviewer had amazing results with tomatoes grown in Roswell UFO Crash Site Soil Sample.  Some question whether the soil is from a UFO crash site or Kentucky, like there’s a difference (wink, wink).

 

The comments on this item — 1,500 ladybugs — aren’t funny but they are charming.  Gardeners rejoice at the arrival of their beneficial insect buddies, hungry for aphids and other garden pests.  

 

 

Here we have the The Daddle, a saddle for Dad.  Reviews include a bizarre collection of customer experiences using the daddle on dads, husbands, wives and large dogs.  

We learn the Daddle is  Western style, making it unsuitable for traditional English father riding, which includes father jumping, father fox hunting, and father polo.  

Happy Father’s Day, dad, and giddyap!

 

Yodeling Pickle customers say it’s better than some pop stars, is cheaper than an iPod and the best electronic yodeling pickle money can buy.

So there you have it.  7 more strange Amazon products and funny reviews. Consider leaving a vote of “helpful” if you get a kick out of these nutty Amazonian comedians!

Bonus:  Just discovered.  Read the crazy reviews of 1,000 Round Wafers (1000 Pack)

Additional bonus items.  Read these comments and howl with confusion!

UPDATE FLASH!  You have GOT to read the funny comment, “The Greatest Toy In The World” for this product! 

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7 Funny Amazon Customer Reviews

Photo of a horse maskAmazon customer reviews offer objective opinions on the good (and bad) features of books and products.

But did you know that some Amazon “reviews” are nothing but joke comments?

Here is a library of Amazon products with some hilarious reviews.  

 

Rated for being “helpful” by other customers, these Amazon product “customer reviews” are actually a comedy writing contest!

Amazon stars rating of a customer review

For these items, “helpful” means “funny.” If you have an Amazon account, you can vote for your favorites or add your own!  Just click on the images below and make sure to sort reviews by the number of “helpful” stars.  

P.S.  Don’t forget to check out the customer images!

Photo of Tuscan Whole Milk from Amazon linked to hilarious commentsTuscan Whole Milk

Photo of the Three Wolf Moon Tee Shirt a funny Amazon customer review classicThree Wolf Moon T-Shirt

Photo of the Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

Photo of a horse maskAccoutrements Horse Head Mask

Photo of Uranium Ore

 Uranium Ore

Photo of a can of unicorn meatCanned Unicorn Meat

Photo of a Gigantic Swiss Army Knife

Giant Swiss Army Knife

 

Do you have a favorite funny Amazon customer joke review?  Let us know!

News Flash! Read these reviewer comments on BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)and tell me this is not the funniest material you have read today

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